Amuseables Toffee Apple loves taking care of her pearly whites. Sweet on the outside, and sensible at the core, the only thing shinier than her skin? Her teeth. Yes, she’s sticky. Yes, she’s a treat. But she brushes twice a day, flosses rigorously, and keeps emergency mouthwash in a secret compartment. The only day more exciting than Halloween is her six-month check up!
A regular on every runway, Amuseables Fleurette Tarte Aux Fraises is the crème de la crème of haute couture. A true Parisian, Fleurette spends a lot of time at the Jellycat Patisserie. Mainly to tête-à-tête with the doorman, Amuseables Baguette – the two share a certain... je ne sais quoi... love for the finer things. Supermodel Fleurette loves nothing more than strutting down Champs-Élysées arm-in-arm with fellow fashionista (and flatmate) Amuseables Boiled Egg Chic – not without a statement hat, of course. Letty Jellyfish once swam across the channel just to see Fleurette model a jellyfish-inspired beret. It was très magnifique!
Did you know Amuseables Potato is a certified fitness coach? Well, now you do! True, his methods are a little unconventional, but the results have been surprisingly effective… From strength-napping to fridge-door athletics (every snack run counts!), he’s developed a devoted fanbase. He credits his success to his signature move: the stretch-and-snooze. “Form is everything,” he insists, from the comfort of a blanket pile. Together with Amuseables Sports Kettlebell, he’s leading a fitness revolution – one rest day at a time. Sign-ups are open. Sofa optional.
As front of house at the Jellycat Patisserie, Amuseables Croissant greets every guest with a bow, a beaming smile and – if you're lucky – a chocolate sample from the tray. He’s quietly smitten with Head Chef Brigitte Brioche (though Amuseables Coffee Cup says it’s obvious), and spends weekends at Gare du Nord, timing the Eurostar to the second. Trainspotting might not be the most Parisian of pastimes, but Croissant’s committed. He’s even planning a London café (and rail) tour – just as soon as he plucks up the courage to invite Brigitte…
Some say Amuseables Pickle is an acquired taste. He prefers the term cult classic. Zingy, freckled, bright-eyed and booted, he’s a natural in the spotlight, whether hosting open mic night or lecturing on brining. In fact, he’s probably the most confident gherkin you’ll ever meet! His best friend? Amuseables Ice Cream. It doesn’t matter that one’s salty and one’s sweet, or that Pickle loves the limelight while Ice Cream likes to chill. Somehow, they just work – and they’d be thrilled to have you join the party!
Every morning, rain or shine, Amuseables Sweetcorn is the first to cannonball into the lake – kernels and all! An open-water swimmer by choice and champion of chilly dips, she swears it keeps her husk glossy. Her specialty stroke is less front crawl, more roly-poly, but her pace is impressive nonetheless. Bright, bracing and always up for a splash, Sweetcorn’s the kind of friend who’ll bring a spare pair of goggles just for you.