Toy & Gift

Amuseables Sports Tennis Ball is never off-duty. When he’s not on court, he’s in the booth, offering running commentary with American cousin Baseball, who favors stats over storytelling (to Tennis Ball’s dismay). He’s sharp-eyed, fast-talking, and prone to slow-mo replays of his own serve. Pickleball says it’s a habit. He calls it analysis. They first met during a transatlantic rally and still train together most mornings – provided the mics are off! Got a sporting opinion? He’s got a mic, and time for your take.

Mustard and thrills. Amuseables Hotdog’s dream combo. A fairground fiend, he’s first in line for every ride, from spinning teacups to the loop-de-loop (even if his bun gets a little windblown). The louder the screams, the bigger his grin – though he does insist on holding someone’s hand at the top. Safety, after all, is key. Catch him by the candyfloss stand, plotting his next rollercoaster run. And yes – he’s got a season pass.

Amuseables Burger knows the scene. With a soft bun and the chunkiest patty in town (gherkins, always), he’s been flipping out orders since the New York deli rivalry began. For years, it was all about competition: who had the better bread, the sharper cheese, the crispier edge. But lately, things have mellowed. He and Amuseables Bagel have even been spotted chatting over late-night coffee, swapping ideas – maybe even recipes… Nothing’s confirmed. But if a Bagel-Burger diner opens next spring, you didn’t hear it from him.