JELLY CAT

Bartholomew Bear has discovered snowboarding. Sort of. He’s mostly discovered the outfits. Now fully insulated in his fluff-trimmed snowsuit (complete with pretend zip and imaginary lift pass), he’s taken to the slopes in signature style: slow, steady, and with regular dance breaks. He talks a big game – “black runs only” – but his snowboard is mostly for posing, and his goggles have never seen a flake. Still, he looks the part. And for Bartholomew, that’s half the fun. (The other half is fondue.)

Amuseables Star Cookie is sweet, crisp, and impeccably polite. An official Good Manners Coach, she specialises in firm yet gentle handshakes, thank-you notes, and the delicate art of not double-dipping. (You’d be surprised how many Jellies need reminding!) Her frosting may sparkle, but she’s no pushover. With a polite ahem and a perfectly arched sprinkle, she’s even got Amuseables Peanut to start using coasters. Well-spoken, well-mannered and well-liked by all, she’ll help you master your Ps and Qs.

A master of tape, tags, and tension-free twine, Amuseables Tree Cookie is a gift-wrapping expert. From baubles to bicycles there’s nothing he can’t wrap – just give him some space and watch the magic happen. It’s not just the technique – it’s the flair. He signs off every parcel with a perfect bow and a wink of cinnamon. (Ribbon curls? You bet.) He once wrapped a snow shovel for Timmy Turtle – and made it look like a sleigh! If you bring the wrapping paper, Amuseables Tree Cookie will bring the skills.

Amuseables Peanut ‘Après Ski’ skis like he was born on the slopes. (He wasn’t, of course. He was born in a shell, in fairly flat terrain – but we don’t talk about that.) Whether carving through powder or giving impromptu lessons to Ricky Rain Frog (who’s mainly here for the fondue), he’s utterly in his element. But the real event? You’ll find him holding court on the terrace – regaling Bartholomew Bear and Bashful Bunny with tales of double black diamonds and near-miss snowploughs. Modest? Not exactly. But with moves like his, who could blame him?

Amuseables Skull Planter is all about good vibes, green shoots, and taking things slow. Stick on a lo-fi playlist and he’ll chill in the corner all night. With a head full of cacti and zero time for drama, he brings zen to every haunted house. His motto? Don’t overthink it. Water lightly. And if you need advice, he’s the best in the game – he even helped Bartholomew Bear Spider decide on his Halloween costume. Need a bit of calm? He’s got you covered – top to pot.

Amuseables Silver Star is something of a climbing aficionado. Having collected an impressive array of harnesses, ropes, helmet, gloves (and dozens of spare carabiners), she’s ready to give any vertical ascent a go – be it mountain, cliff or waterfall. Her favorite feature to scale? A 200-foot Douglas fir. It might take her a while to reach the summit, but once she’s there, she’s quite content to get out a blanket and her flask of tea (ginger and cranberry) and sit there earth-gazing for hours.