Halloween is Skeleton Bob’s time. He runs the most beloved haunted house in London – it’s the perfect blend of fun and frightening. Every cobweb is artfully placed, and every creaky floorboard is meticulously tuned. He’s not scary, exactly – more... invested. With polished bones, a booming voice, and an encyclopaedic knowledge of ghost stories, Bob believes in atmosphere over actual terror. (“Jump scares? Dreadfully uncouth.”) Visitors are gently spooked, thoroughly impressed, and often leave with a complimentary cobweb. Bob insists they’re authentic – don’t ask where he gets them!
Timmy Turtle insists he’s not enjoying himself. The hat was a gift. The scarf’s on backwards. And frankly, the music’s too loud. But for someone so staunchly anti-festive, he’s suspiciously good on the ice. Where others wobble, Timmy glides. His shell provides perfect balance; his scowl, lazer focus. He claims it’s just physics – “a low center of gravity” – but there’s more to it than that. The triple turn last Thursday? Entirely intentional. Catch him early, before the crowds arrive, and you might see it. But mention it? He’ll deny it ever happened.
Peanut Penguin Snowboarding has it all. He’s got the gear, the stance, and a flawless heel-to-toe turn. There’s just one problem: he really, really doesn’t like the cold. His approach? Hit the slopes early, nail a run or two, then retire to the chalet with a hot chocolate and a hairdryer down his coat. He says it's about “optimising core temperature”. Winter Puppy calls it “snow-dodging”. (He’s not wrong.) Still, Peanut’s a thrill-seeker at heart. Give him blue skies, low winds and an après-ski playlist, and he’s carving like a pro. Just don’t expect him out in a blizzard. Or before 10am. Or without thermal socks pre-warmed by Ricky Rain Frog’s radiator.
Romi Reindeer brings sleigh-loads of festive joy. This scrumptious honey deer has huge weighted paws and suedette antlers in rich cocoa tones – not to mention their delicate tufty tail, cranberry nose and waggle ears. A Christmas companion for long drives and post-dinner naps.
He may look like a wizard, but Heccaty Hootnightly is actually a mocktail mixologist. With a flair for dramatic glassware, unique flavors and accompanying spells (none of them have worked yet), Heccaty takes fruity concoctions to new heights. Drinks are brewed in cauldrons and served with a twist of theatrical flourish. His “Potion of Peppermint Clarity” is a certified Halloween classic – especially when paired with a savory snack. Looking for something with zing, glitter, and a fog effect? Heccaty’s your owl!
Peanut Penguin lives for the rhythm. Ever since his cabaret debut (tap shoes, top hat, the full Astaire), he’s been hopping ever since. True, it’s less refined waltz and more wild wiggle – but when the beat hits, nothing can stop him. Sprinklers in the park? Instant dance floor. Background elevator music? Perfect for a cheeky shuffle. Whether it’s disco or an ice cream van jingle, Peanut Penguin finds the groove… And if you're not dancing yet, don’t worry. He’ll bring the beat to you!